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Lots of lovely gold has been found and I wish that I had found that treasure and I have often thought that I would like one of these metal detector things that they talk about because finding gold would be very useful I reckon and maybe we could get one and my friend Nick could make me a special chair on it so I could ride on it while he held it and pointed it where I tell him so I would be supervising :¬)

The other week my friend Nick was telling me about a story that he had read that there was going to be a new Pirates film called On Stranger Tides and Johnny Depp was going to be Captain Jack Sparrow again and so I got all excited about that but now it has all gone wrong already before it has even started because someone got the sack from the people that make it apparently and so now Johnny Depp is not so keen after all and I do not think there would be any point if he was not in it (although I would probably still want to see it just because I like pirate films). So anyway that was not a good start to the day but just in case I will say please please please do make the film Johnny Depp if you are reading this and I am sure that they will still try and make it a nice time for you so thankyou very much if you do :¬)

I am sure I do remember that last year I was saying at about this time "oh dear the postyman is on strike and it is a worry because it is my birthday soon" and it seems like the same thing is happening all over again but a bit earlier because my friend Helen's birthday is on Sunday and all the presents that me and my friend Nick have got her was supposed to be coming in the post and I am very very worried that they will not arrive even though they was ordered ages ago now. Last time my friend Helen said to me that birthdays is allowed to go on all month if there is a problem so we might have to do that and spread it out but I do not think it is as good though.

All of my friend Helen's caterpillers have gone to sleep now and we are waiting for them to finish being pupae which sounds like they are little dogs but it is what they are called apparently and not like the butterflies which was called a chrysalis. They got very very fat in the end and was as long as a finger

and it is amazing when you do remember that they was just little yellow dots when we did first get them!

Anyway they have all changed now and are in some dirt because that is what they like to do and they stop eating and wander round and round and round for hours and hours and some of them did wear a track all round the edge of their tub but in the end they all do this

and they dig so quickly the pictures was a bit blurry so I am sorry for that. Before they went my friend Nick also did this picture because they have all got a pattern on their backs that looks like dots and dashes

and he was wondering if anyone knows the Morse Code because it is dots and dashes as well so we was wondering if they was trying to tell us anything and maybe it was the instructions and it says "please feed me lots of leaves" or "My name is Shtumpy please return me to..." and then our address in case they are lost.

Unfortunately it is a bit cold and horrid out now and they have missed summer so my friend Nick has got to make a special house for them to fly about in out of bamboo sticks and special netting (if it does arrive in time in the post!) so we will not be going in the front room to watch telly or anything for a while and also there are no flowers left now so my friend Nick has made a fake one for them with tubes coming out that can have honey and water in and they must learn to have a drink from that when they come out.

Last night me and my friend Nick was watching a programme on the telly that he had taped which is called The Gadget Show and they had some websites that was useless and one of them was called Google Fights where you put two words in and then they have a fight to see which one is more popular and he straight away went on his laptop and put in his name and my friend Helen's and he won that so he was pleased. Then he put in my name and "crow" and I won that one too so I was happy but if you do it be careful you do not get annoyed like my friend Helen will I reckon when she finds out :¬D

Since I have not done any posts for a while I thought I would do one of these to pass the time a bit and I think it has come out just about right for me anyway :¬)

Your Greed Quotient: 48%

You are somewhat greedy, but your greed is probably a healthy motivator. Wanting nice things is normal, as long as it doesn't take over your life.