Here are some things that happened today or I have been thinking about lately.

Today I was nearly in a terrible accident and it was a very scary moment for me I can tell you but I was very brave and did not even flinch. What happened was I was sitting on the bed watching telly as usual and minding my own business and my friend Nick was getting himself ready to do some work on the Cupboard Of Doom (yes I was amazed as well!). Anyway he was fiddling about and a big sheet of heavy wood that was leaning next to him started to fall over and right towards me but bumped against the bed instead and then he quickly put his foot on the bottom edge and stopped it just in time but it was just inches away from my head and if it had hit me I would have got well squashed I can tell you. After that he said I would be better off watching tv in the front room and I agreed with that!

Because of my friend Nick doing some work on the Cupboard of Doom my friend Helen decided to go down the road and have some coffee and read a book but she did not enjoy it very much because she said there was lots of noisy teachers everywhere drinking too much wine and beer as well as lots of noisy babies. Apparently the teachers were having a strike like the postyman usually does but I do not know if the postyman goes drinking when he does it although I suppose he might.

There is an advert on the telly at the moment that is really annoying me and it is for some face cream or something but it starts out with someone saying "Too busy to breathe?" ...well no actually I am not and nobody else is either. How silly.

Hello to my new friend QueeneMab :¬)

Tomorrow is a very big football game and I am hoping that my team that I support do well so I will be keeping my paws crossed and not wearing my scarf because we have decided it is bad luck after last time although I do still like it very much.

I think that is everything but I might add some more later if I think of anything else.