Today my friend Helen has gone off to a place called Dover to see a castle but I was not allowed to go because she has gone with her friend Tamsin and anyway it is very miserable out and rainy. My friend Helen is not all that mad on castles though I do not know why because I think they are great with all the crinkly bits and little windows for shooting arrows out of at the baddies and places to pour boiling oil down. I can pretend I am Bunny Hood and invading to steal the gold or I can be a Bun in shining armour and defend the countryside that is all around because you can see for miles from the top. I do like castles alot so hopefully she will tell me all about it when she comes back and maybe if it is really good I can go another day but often my friend Helen just tells me about all the tea shops which I am sure are very nice but I am not so interested in.